Friday, August 31, 2007

A WONDERFUL NEW SCHOOL YEAR



What is everyone so negative for? I intend to have a great school year. It is such fun to sit in my air conditioned office while all those stupid suckers are sweating and toiling to get their rooms ready. I can't wait to see how many of those old slobs I can get rid of this year and hire new fresh blood and get 2 for the price of one. I'm all geared up to walk in and see how many U's I can give. I can take any lesson plan and find something wrong in it. That's why they pay me the big bucks. Thank you mayor mike for my new pay raise. I just love going back to school. The smell of fresh books and pencils excites me as does the smell of frightened teachers. I can't wait to strut my stuff and walk around with my notebook and pencil writing up those snails. I like seeing them sweat. When I was a teacher many years ago I liked scaring the students but now that is "child abuse". I would never raise my voice to a student, that is so politically incorrect. But I love berating teachers all day. That is why I became a principal. It sucks being a teacher. I love being me. Power to the Empowered. Oh and thank you Randi for making my job an even more delightful one.

Your Newly Empowered and Powerful,

Principal

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2 comments:

  1. You forgot to mention that being a principal is so much easier than teaching because teachers, unlike principals, have to be smart and know how to deal with kids.

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  2. Is a "sadistic streak" requirement for being a part of the adminstration?

    In 20 years of being part of the lousy educational system of this city I have never met one Principal or AP worth sh*t!!!!

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