Sunday, March 4, 2018

Breaking: De Blasio Taps Jared Kushner to be Next Chancellor

My friend Joel Hamberger, who has deep roots at the DOE,  has informed me, from San Diego of  all places, that a reliable source told him that Kushner, while still working to solve the problems in the Middle East, has decided to tackle a problem considered even more intractable, running the NYC school system. Facing possible bankruptcy, the lure of 350K and a place to live has proven too tempting to turn down the offer.

4 comments:

  1. A federal penitentiary would provide more suitable housing.

    Abigail Shure

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  2. If Joel Klein could do it...

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