Sunday, November 28, 2010
Quarterbacks For America- Wendy Kopp New Venture
"We know that the success of teams depends on the quarterback. Did you know that the majority of NFL QBs rate in the bottom third of their class, as opposed to places like Finland where their quarterbacks come from the top quartile," said a spokesperson? "We intend to reverse that trend by recruiting from only Ivy League colleges. Naturally we prefer people who have never played football since it is so obvious the college training schools have done such a poor job."
All those chosen will be given a 6 week summer crash course in quarterbacking before being sent off to lead NFL teams.